We Hate F Tourists

Rua Capitao Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon City Centre, Lisbon, Portugal - Show on map
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Situated merely 6 minutes by foot from the grassy Campo dos Martires da Patria Square, We Hate F Tourists Lisbon hostel offers a terrace for guests to unwind. Offering Wi-Fi, this hostel also boasts a prime location just around the corner from Intendente.

Location

Located in the Arroios district, the Lisbon hostel is 1.1 miles from Fundacao Jose Saramago Museum and a mere 0.9 miles from such shopping venues as Armazens do Chiado Shopping Center. We Hate F Tourists hostel is approximately 10 minutes' stroll from Dona Maria II National Theatre and about 15 minutes by car from the world heritage listed Gothic Mosteiro dos Jeronimos Monastery. Among the notable religious landmarks close by is the 17th-century baroque church "National Pantheon", situated 1.2 miles from the Lisbon property.

Food & Drinks

We Hate F Tourists hostel is conveniently located 0.3 miles from Cervejaria Ramiro, where you can enjoy Portuguese dishes, and A Rosa e o Vinho, specializing in Portuguese cuisine is 0.3 miles away. This Lisbon accommodation features a shared kitchen for guests' convenience. The hostel is around 5 minutes' walk from Igreja dos Anjos bus station and not far from Rossio train station.

Why choose We Hate F Tourists Lisbon

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Main amenities

  • Wi-Fi

  • Parking

  • 24-hour services

  • On-site Dining

  • No Smoking

  • Child-friendly

  • Air conditioning

  • No pets allowed

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  • Wi-Fi
  • Parking
  • 24-hour services
  • On-site Dining
  • No Smoking
  • Child-friendly
  • Air conditioning
  • No pets allowed
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Internet

  • Wi-Fi

Parking options

  • Parking

Property services

  • Safe deposit box
  • 24-hour reception
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Locker room
  • Housekeeping
  • Tours/Ticket assistance
  • Happy hour

Dining options

  • Bar/ Lounge area
  • Dinner

In the kitchen

  • Shared kitchen

For kids

  • Cots
  • Board games
  • Game room

Recreation

  • Night club
  • Entertainment
  • Sun terrace
  • Garden area
  • Leisure/ TV room

In the rooms

  • Air conditioning
  • Terrace
  • Garden furniture

Devices

  • Flat-screen TV

Design

  • Curtains

General facilities

  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Lift
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Key card access

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Important information

Check-in:
from 15:00 until 23:59
Check-out:
until 12:00
License number85993/AL

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From USD 22 per night
Check-in 22 Jun 2026
Check-out 23 Jun 2026
Guests 2 guests

Adults:

2

Children:

0
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    From USD 22 per night
    Check-in 22 Jun 2026
    Check-out 23 Jun 2026
    Guests 2 guests

    Adults:

    2

    Children:

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    All rates verified
    How we verified prices Our team regularly checks prices to make sure you see the lowest available rates. We compare them with hotel prices and other providers. If discounts or promotions appear, prices on our site are updated accordingly.
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    We Hate F Tourists
    Check-in:
    from 15:00 until 23:59
    Check-out:
    until 12:00
    License number85993/AL